CarbonaraHub

Using teachings of our Lord, Mr Iplier, CarbonaraHub provides the most accurate and informative reviews of interactive-entertainment-media. 

CarbonaraHub also aims to provide the gold standard in video-based joy. Viewers have a chance of encountering the Carbonarian Missionaries in online-interactive-entertainment-media during filming.

It was a hefty choice. A long awaited game was finally released to the people of steam. I couldn't decide whether to indulge myself with this game called 'The Outlast Trials', It had been so long since it's trailer, that it caught me off guard when a fellow CarbonaraHUB disciple provided such news about it's release. I thought rigorously before I finally reached the decision... a different method of deciding the fate of whether this game would join my many others within my voluptuous library. It was named 'Blood or no blood'. Blood for 'No... but maybe... Idk depends whether the boys are up for it.' No blood for 'Yes.' So I set of to perform this act, I jumped out of my chair and charged towards the vacant lavatory that was nearest to me, I pulled my bottoms down and sat down so fast that my cheeks audibly slapped the bog. I sat there, sustaining myself by playing the new COC Builder base 2.0 update while I waited for It. Soon I was pulled back into reality when I felt that it was ready to be delivered. I pushed and pushed but to no avail. I knew this was going to be my greatest challenge. I wasn't going to give up, I would never give up, I clenched both sides of the unfortunate bog that would soon lay hold of my biggest shit ever. I push until my face was #FF0000, My heart pounding as it tried to pump blood around my body, "Oh Great Heavens" I shouted as it was announcing its arrival. Finally, It released and came a roaring Splash... yet it also came with the sweetest kiss of water that my butt cheeks has ever felt. I had to collect myself, I calmed my mind as it was time to find out. I looked into the bog and the answer was clear. Maybe one day I will buy this game.